Life is not like the movies…but a lot of folks don’t like to talk about that.

If we’re all honest, we can probably agree to admit that life is messy and sticky and dirty and fantastic and hard and sweet and scary and weird and hilarious…often all at once.  So this is the place where you can read the unfiltered musings of a politically-incorrect girl whose family and friends have become sick of being subjected to her mostly-humorous, semi-offensive ramblings.


For more about the crazy broad behind the keyboard, peep my bio.