This is where you can get int touch with me to debate about the viability of an all-taco diet, dream of how great it would be Viggo Mortenson would make a comeback, commiserate over the difficulty of growing out a pixie haircut (this too shall pass), or just send old-fashioned hate mail.

So hit me with your best shot, hoodrats. Not like Ray Rice, though. Just like, electronic communication. You know what I mean.


*Too far? Obviously not. But is that reference outdated now? Do people even remember that elevator security tape? Sometimes it’s hard to find that delicate balance between relevance, surprise, and offensiveness. ┬áIt’s like the G-spot 2.0 or something.